Here Are Some Words That Rhyme With Orange!
You thought that it was impossible right? Everybody knows that there aren’t any words in the English language that rhyme with orange. Well, everybody is wrong! Here is a whole list full of words that rhyme with orange perfectly. I also included the meaning of every word since you may be hard pressed to find them in the dictionary, unless I miss my guess.
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- amoreange – an orange you instantly fall in love with
- allegorange – an orange that represents abstract ideas or principles
- borange – an orange so dull you can’t even be bothered finishing it
- corange – the very essence of an orange
- commodorange – an orange that seems to be in control of a large group of other oranges
- doorange – a type of orange used to close off an entrance to a house (these typically grow very large as you might expect)
- eeyorange – Winnie-the-Pooh’s favourite type of orange
- elmorange – an orange made out of rags that is controlled by an outside party and is really annoying
- floorange – an orange that has been dropped on the ground, but before the 5 second rule has expired
- goreange – an orange said to increase martial prowess, favoured by soldiers, criminals, and computer games programmers
- krakatorange – an orange that explodes in your face before you even bite into it (see nitroglicerorange)
- lemorange – a gender confused orange
- memorange – an orange that sort of reminds you of another orange that you’ve eaten before
- montessorange – an orange that promotes the development of natural abilities and initiative
- nanorange – a really tiny orange that you can’t even see
- nitroglicerorange – an orange that explodes in your face right after you bite into it (see krakatorange)
- octorange – an orange that squirts ink in your face if pick it up unexpectedly
- pectorange – an orange that looks really tough and beefy, wouldn’t want to eat it without help
- quantorange – an orange that is both here and somewhere else at the same time
- remorange – an orange that you regret eating
- remificorange – word used to describe the consequences of eating too many oranges. Usually remorange and remificorange go hand in hand.
- seismorange – an orange that shakes really hard when you pick it up. Has a chance of becoming either a krakatorange or a nitroglicerorange
- soliloqorange – an orange that reveals all it’s inner thoughts and fears through monologue
- sextorange – an orange that is a natural equivalent of Viagra, shaped like a hexagon
- septorange – one more than the sextorange
- tetrahedrorange – an orange shaped like a pyramid
- testostororange – an orange that is spoiling for a fight
- ubiquitorange – an orange that everyone is using and that seems to be everywhere
- vernaculorange – an orange that is specific to a particular social group or region
- whorange – everybody has had a piece of this orange
- xorange – the executive assistant to the commodorange (see commodorange)
- Yahorange – a billion dollar internet startup based on oranges
- zorrorange – an orange that fights for the rights of all the oppressed oranges everywhere, goes in disguise so you can’t tell him apart from other oranges
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you sir are an a$$.
if you have any more free time. I can think of a few other things to wast it on lets start with a nice drug adection.
Pretty sure door hinge doesn’t rhyme with orange unless you redefine what rhyme actually means. Then again even rhyme is subjective, i’ve found.
@Knarf skorange = i like it :), didn’t even think of that one, but definitely works.
It was really interesting to see the amount of comments that I got that were personal attacks or that would try to overwhelm me with swearing etc. I will obviously not approve any comments that are extremely hateful or that swear excessively.
With all these people telling me how much they hated this post I started wondering:
a) do people realize that on the internet they are free to navigate to some other page
b) if you hate it so much why would you take the time to comment?
I guess we’ll never know :).
As a punster myself, I enjoyed it. Reminds me of a contest the Washington Post held, where you change, add, or drop one letter of a word and then give a new definition. My favorite, which may apply to some of the other posters: Ignoranus - one who is both stupid and an a$$!
I actually spent 10 or 15 minutes trying to think some of the words before looking at your list. That’s pretty good.
dudes all those words DONT RHYME WITH ORANGE..they just hav the word ORANGE in it and i dont think they really are real words cuz they make no sense whoever wrote that is DUMB…
hey man don’t listen to these asses that are posting negative comments I thought it was hilarious and so what if they don’t rhyme with orange you were either stating your opinon or trying to make people laugh which you did bravo and if people keep posting negative comments just ignore them they are idiots that have nothin better to do but try to make others feel bad about themselves which I personally think is sad but who knows they probably don’t have any lives really sad and keep makin funny web pages like words that rhyme with silver
to answer wendy chens problem, soe words that rhyme with RED are bed, fed an hided. Hhope that helps you wendy chen!
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I like this post. I found it entertaining, and quite funny. How about porange? Is an Orange that turns out to be very poor. (kinda like that one friend you always try to help out that is always asking for a loan, but never pays you back.)lol
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