Update: For those who believe that door hinge or syringe rhymes with orange, I have finally written a post about rhyming.
You thought that it was impossible right? Everybody knows that there aren’t any words in the English language that rhyme with orange. Well, everybody is wrong! Here is a whole list full of words that rhyme with orange perfectly. I also included the meaning of every word since you may be hard pressed to find them in the dictionary, unless I miss my guess.
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- amoreange – an orange you instantly fall in love with
- allegorange – an orange that represents abstract ideas or principles
- borange – an orange so dull you can’t even be bothered finishing it
- corange – the very essence of an orange
- commodorange – an orange that seems to be in control of a large group of other oranges
- doorange – a type of orange used to close off an entrance to a house (these typically grow very large as you might expect)
- eeyorange – Winnie-the-Pooh’s favourite type of orange
- elmorange – an orange made out of rags that is controlled by an outside party and is really annoying
- floorange – an orange that has been dropped on the ground, but before the 5 second rule has expired
- goreange – an orange said to increase martial prowess, favoured by soldiers, criminals, and computer games programmers
- krakatorange – an orange that explodes in your face before you even bite into it (see nitroglicerorange)
- lemorange – a gender confused orange
- memorange – an orange that sort of reminds you of another orange that you’ve eaten before
- montessorange – an orange that promotes the development of natural abilities and initiative
- nanorange – a really tiny orange that you can’t even see
- nitroglicerorange – an orange that explodes in your face right after you bite into it (see krakatorange)
- octorange – an orange that squirts ink in your face if pick it up unexpectedly
- pectorange – an orange that looks really tough and beefy, wouldn’t want to eat it without help
- quantorange – an orange that is both here and somewhere else at the same time
- remorange – an orange that you regret eating
- remificorange – word used to describe the consequences of eating too many oranges. Usually remorange and remificorange go hand in hand.
- seismorange – an orange that shakes really hard when you pick it up. Has a chance of becoming either a krakatorange or a nitroglicerorange
- soliloqorange – an orange that reveals all it’s inner thoughts and fears through monologue
- sextorange – an orange that is a natural equivalent of Viagra, shaped like a hexagon
- septorange – one more than the sextorange
- tetrahedrorange – an orange shaped like a pyramid
- testostororange – an orange that is spoiling for a fight
- ubiquitorange – an orange that everyone is using and that seems to be everywhere
- vernaculorange – an orange that is specific to a particular social group or region
- whorange – everybody has had a piece of this orange
- xorange – the executive assistant to the commodorange (see commodorange)
- Yahorange – a billion dollar internet startup based on oranges
- zorrorange – an orange that fights for the rights of all the oppressed oranges everywhere, goes in disguise so you can’t tell him apart from other oranges
Update: Those of you who want to find out if there really ARE any words that rhyme with orange, should read the second part of my post about rhyming.
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